An Ode to Paul the Octopus...

It is rare in these modern and crowded times to stumble upon one of the few truly exceptional characters that a generation offers. Overrun by tabloids and cynicism, it is even rarer for us as a society to identify those characters as genuine, and recognize them for it.

Paul the Octopus was one such character, and for having known him, the world is blessed. Not unlike the internet, Paul could tell us anything we needed to know. Also like the internet, Paul had such potential before we squandered his abilities on sports (and porn in the case of the former).

Paul’s unique abilities were not his only boon, however. Paul was humble, quiet, contemplative- even in the face of worldwide appreciation. This is an example that we should all follow, a legacy that can reach further than Paul’s own slender, golden tentacles, or his extra sensory perception.

It is with a heavy heart that we say goodbye to you, friend. We thank you for all that you gave us, and for all that you continue to mean to this nearsighted world.

May you find peace in Illithid heaven.